Mike, I hate to break this to you, but you are losing a lot of your hair! I did not know farm life was so stressful. You should take a me day. Grab some moonshine and go down to the local swimhole and maybe chillax for a few days.Your friend,EB
It's all part of the plan, Erik! I shave my head every full moon, place the clippings in a gourd, and bury the gourd in the soil. It makes the veggies grow faster. (Duh!)
tell him about the dance you perform... don't hold back.